I was in the kitchen, putting the ingredients together for a chicken, leek and sweet potato risotto. Having a glass of wine, feeling like a farmer's wife of style and substance with my house under control and the kitchen smelling like a gourmet Italian restaurant. I had taken some sequential photos of my cooking in case I felt the urge to blog about my culinary brilliance. Things were looking good.
Then I realised Farmgirl had been very quiet for the last 5 minutes or so. I normally have a fine-tuned antenna for this sort of Farmgirl behaviour. I think this time it had been blunted by the wine and my general self satisfaction. I went in search of Farmgirl. Then she found me and showed me her legs. Her legs looked very tanned. And not shiny. Matte even. Then I looked more closely and realised that was because they had an even, heavy coating of my brand new Revlon Colourstay Foundation.
|Cute Farmgirl Legs, With Very Even Skintone|
If you have an interest in makeup techniques then take careful note. This is the outcome you get if you were to use an entire bottle of foundation.
There was also foundation all over my bedroom carpet. And a few other interesting places.
|Farmgirl Handprint, In Medium Beige, On My Bedspread.|
It was about then I decided there was only one way to deal with this. I went back to the kitchen and had another one of these.
|Glass of Wolf Blass SSB, On Special|