Kath: You aren't a very good wife Kim.
Kim: Mum, I can be all the types of wife. Stepford, trophy, house and fish.
(It may not have gone exactly as written above - I have tried googling it and can't find the quote anywhere. Random googling of Kath and Kim produces funny results if you are in need of time wasting techniques.)
Now I would never meet trophy wife criteria, however I do seem to switch between being a Stepford wife and a fish wife fairly rapidly.
Some days I am cruising along with a lovely clean house, well behaved kids and a super stylish wardrobe. This may happen more often in my mind than it does in real life. (A wife's got to dream you know.)
Other days I am smack bang in the middle of fishwife territory. Daggy trackies, ugg boots, a chaotic house and a voice that screeches like some sort of crazed cockatoo.
As for the house wife criteria - that's a constant.
I'm intrigued though - am I the only wife (or partner or mother) out there who is a chameleon wife? Or are you just a foxymoron on a daily basis?
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(Big apologies to all my international readers. The above will make no sense and I promise I will return to more farm-like stuff soon. There is a lot of mud here at present - I sense some photos of bogged tractors any day now.)